Ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to Wonderlands×Showtime's special performance.

Normally, we'd be putting on a show for your entertainment...

However, today is actually my birthday. I ask that you please forgive me for being a little selfish as I'd like to give you a show of my own choosing.

I hope that through this show, my thoughts and feelings about Wonderlands×Showtime, as well as shows in general, will reach all of you.

For those of you who have come to celebrate my birthday with me, please sit back and enjoy the show.

And for those of you who just happen to be here for this occasion, I hope you enjoy your time here.

So, without further ado!

Wonderlands×Showtime and Kagamine Rin presents...

Showtime Ruler!