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<Hello...>

<Hey, speaking of which...>

<Hey, Yuki!

We were just talking about you and K♪>

<About you and me, K?>

<Yes, about what happened two years ago.>

<There were some things that we learned for the first time, so we were just saying how nice it was to hear that story.>

<I see...>

<*Sigh*

And as usual, you don't really care...>

<Hey, cut her some slack.

She literally just got here.>

<But while we're at it, are there any other really interesting things about you two that we still don't know about?>

<Yeah, I wanna hear too!>

<Huh? Um...

Not off the top of my head...>

<How about you, Yuki?>

<It'd be something more recent as opposed to two years ago...>

<That's totally fine! Tell us!>

<K and I took a psychological test this one time.>

<Wait, you two took a psychological test together?!>

<Oh, I remember that...>

<I think it was around the time we'd just started going over to SEKAI and I asked the housekeeper who's been coming over to my place about Yuki.>

<She suggested that a psychological test could help determine what a person's conscious and subconscious selves are actually like.>

<I had no idea! K, do you have the results of that test saved somewhere?>

<The results? Yes, I think so...>

<Awesome! Since you two took it, we should totally take it too♪>

<Yeah, I'd be lying if I said that I'm not interested.>

<By the way, how much did it get right?>

<Mostly, I suppose...?>

<Really? Now I'm really interested!>

<Oh, here it is...

I'll start reading each question.>

<Imagine you're walking on a beach, alone. The weather is pleasant and the sound of the gentle waves is very soothing.>

<You keep walking until you arrive at a small harbor. A single boat is moored there.>

<Question one: What size is the boat?

Would it be easy or difficult to get on it?>

<Maybe... A yacht or sailboat? Yeah, let's go with a sailboat that I'm eagerly about to board!>

<Hmm... I'd say it's a big cruise liner. One that you can board by invitation only!>

<Oh... Yuki said something similar.>

<Wait, you did?>

<Yes. I said that it's a big ship that only invited guests could board, so I'd have trouble joining them.>

<Whoa, that's pretty much the same answer...>

<Cool... What did you say, K?>

<Something small and run down.

I'd avoid boarding it since there's a hole in the hull.>

<I-Interesting...

I'm curious as to what that tells us about you.>

<There's still another question, so let's do that before we look at the analysis section.>

<Question two: You get on the boat.

There is an animal on it. What animal is it?>

<Animal...? Oh, I'd want them to either be a hedgehog or chinchilla. They're so tiny and cute!>

<Is that so? Don't you mean you want to take pics of them to post online?>

<Wh-What are you talking about?!

Anyway, Amia, you're next.>

<Alright, alright. I'd say... A flamingo!

They're adorably pink and we could travel together!>

<Yeah, I guess that suits you pretty well, Amia. What did you two say, K, Yuki?>

<A shark.>

<A dragon...>

<What?! Why'd you two pick something scary?!>

<Haha! Some choice answers there!>

<Anyway, what does this say about us?>

<The first question has to do with one's ambitions. The bigger the ship, the greater one's ambitions supposedly are...>

<Yes, that sounds right.>

<A-Ambitions...?>

<Also, saying that this ship would be easy to board means that you have a very open mind.>

<And if it's difficult to board...?>

<You prefer to close yourself off and brood on your own.>

<Hmm... So it's pretty much right about not having friends, but not so much about brooding or whatever since she likes to lash out...>

<Just who exactly are you talking about?>

<Um... The second question had to do with how satisfied you are in terms of your day-to-day life.>

<Choosing something that more or less counts as a pet means you're essentially happy, but small animals mean the opposite...>

<Anything along the lines of livestock means one appears to be happy but feels some sort of doubt deep down. Anything big or scary means this person's a ticking timebomb of stress.>

<I mean... Hedgehogs and chinchillas count as pets, right?>

<Yes, but they're both very small.>

<Yeah. Most people would say dogs or cats when it comes to pets, you know?>

<But where do flamingos fit into all this?>

<Don't animals at a zoo more or less count as livestock?>

<What?! No way! Why can't they be pets?>

<Yeah, based on that logic, you'd have to lop lions in with cattle.>

<True...>

<And forget what I said. K and Yuki picked monsters by comparison!>

<I mean, a shark and a dragon?

And what it said about being ticking timebombs...>

<We took this quite a long time ago. I can't say that I'm feeling that much stress now...>

<Me neither.>

<That's actually the scariest part...>

<Haha...

To be fair, they might give different responses if they took this now.>

Huh...?

<Crap, my bad! It's already past 25:00.>

<Oh, you're right. Shall we get started?>

<Okay, but that was actually a pretty fun test! Anyway, I'm putting myself on mute now.>

<Me too.>

<Sounds good! See you later, Yuki.>

<Bye...>

...

If I took it now...?

(I probably would pick something other than a dragon, but what...?)

...

That can wait...

For now, I need to work.