Oh, look! We got a DM with an offer about promoting a product!

It says, “Lucky Meat Burgers! Zero calories because you're just that lucky!”

Zero calories...? For being lucky...?

Seriously, quit reading these kinds of DMs. You know this one's just another scam, right?

I agree. However, if what they're saying is true, those hamburgers sound very interesting...

Haha... Yeah...

It came with supplemental documents, so I was hoping that just maybe...

Lemme see... Ten patents pending? Soon to be approved by a famed culinary researcher?

Hmm... I'm having a hard time finding a part of this offer that isn't suspicious...

*Sigh*

That's too bad. I thought it could help turn my fortunes around since I'm so unlucky...!

Anyway, I'll send them a polite response saying that we'll pass...

Yes, please do.